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since when does studio a have good shows?
oct&nov...
MIA, cat power, aesop rock, prefuse 73, the elena chiriboga band, etc...

and theeeeeeeeeen......
morrissey & that thing that has smashing pumkpins in it.
!

the greatest human alive

is.............good 'ol SAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm not going to give away any hints but let's just say this.....
1.) bar drawings
2.)beer
3.) nicole's markers
4.) grayscale
5.) southern
6.) always drooling
7.) HAIRCUT!!!
8.) "it"
9.) itsnot



FEATURING:
DANTRELL & BUCK & THE LITTLE COUSIN WHOS NAME I FORGOT


sal is making an appearance on this blog soon ..soonzers
xx

i dont know what this means

what?
this kinda makes me laugh a lot
but then i get really creeped out that people actually did this.
then i realized i actually spent 5 minutes watching it.
then i realized that it must have taken them a LONGGGGG time to do this.
then i realized why did i look this up?
then i realized ......i was sitting in the dark watching this.
then my cat scared me.

insert

wow.
i
am
shocked

this
news
is
horrible


Sadly, I recently realized DARFUR is NOT a hip clothing store.
It's actually a place in Sudan....seems like they are having problems or something?
How will I ever get this information out to other people.....???

ok guess im just going to sit on my bed in my GUCCI (yes, GUCCI) PJs.
jealous?....30% off at a little place called LIBYA.

police and thieves

SOMEBODY please
do this for me....this week

- take 2 tests
- write a 15 pg philosophy paper
- get me some new music
- somehow make time for me to go to the interpol concert
- get the haircut that i want and then show it to me
- buy me some shoes
- get me a gin and tonic and place it right next to my bed (baby, fix me a drink). a baby, meaning a person from the age 0-1...not a term of endearment.
- make this computer go faster.
- put 1000 pages worth of reading in my brain.
- take me to this snow storm where nizz pie and i looked like russian immigrants.

that is all

"bro where the fuk is the place with that lion or whatever?"

last night was supacute!
the highlight of it was seeing a panther (name: Chaos) and a x-tra L porcupine (name: ?).
we rode in sofie's new whip....it has compartments.
tony, smallbrown, and i drank some spanish beer that was good.
tony got fed do do pie by an asian.
i told the artists they were not being environmentally conscious.....and then i threw a beer bottle on the street.
veronica called the rain "pipi"
Jp had a shirt on that said MIAMI in wavy letters.
Cindy Crawford was at gallery walk. dressed for an 8th grade dance.
i drank WHITE wine? ....am i 40?
we went to a party with lots -o hippies. ....ladies were casually wrestling. (ehm......sabrina and zhalyka) And, there was a 7 yr old there. drinking a beer. doing crack and shit.
somebody ran a TRAIN. (is that normal? gross)



haha.

(there are pictures somewhere of all this.....nicole?)

you were watching the whites of your eyes turn red

this is what my horoscope told me today..... (thank you myspace!)

Thursday, September 6, 2007
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
The workweek builds to a late crescendo and can become so intense that you cannot stop dreaming about your perfect vacation retreat. You may struggle now as you try to focus on the mundane tasks before you. Your current solution, though, is to allow yourself the luxury of having both reality and fantasy. Your imagination is boundless; whatever you dream can be manifested.


It is right on....
-i have been dreaming about that perfect vacation. (Rapids!!!!...again)
-mundane tasks......well i mean thats only if somebody is crazy enough to call this schedule mundane... (sleep, school, driving around, eating, text messaging, sleep, school, driving, fabulous fashion parties, eating, sleep) ! puh-leaze
-luxury of fantasy & reality!!! .... im like a fucking unicorn in a magical rainbow world?
-imagination is boundless.....or my alcohol comsumption is boundless. who knows!?




and this is completely irrelevant but i am reading a new book...
Diary by Chuck P.
anyone read it?
anyone read this blog yet?
well i know the answer to that!

tidal wave

why are bad things happening to me?!!!
i almost made a car explode today.

i thought i was immune to the universe's (thats a hard word to say) wrath.
whatevz. i need to stop feeling down.....i know what will make me feel better......buying things!!!!!! or .... 1.) getting a haircut 2.) having money in my bank account (if i even have one) 3.) finding all the puppies in the world 4.) the side cup from jamba juice 3.) having a waterpark in my backyard

i watched some shit on fat kids and that made me feel .837% better. not even a whole 1.......

why can't they have a uniqlo hereeeeee!! their jeans are preminium japanese denim! does that not mean anything?! does it?.....(its a real question.....i have no idea what the fuck japanese denim is).


i'm stopping now. i sound annoying.
contrary to what this blog description says....there are no party related things. i am boring and don't go to parties. and i dont take pictures of things when im out with my "girls" either. invite me to one though if you want.....im fun. im just saying............


here are some pretties!!!

needles and pins

if anyone wants a picture of me.....well lucky 4 u because i have some.
i have 6 small photobooth pics of me available (black and white or color).
i needed to take them for a bus pass when i was in europe.
and now im tired at looking at myself every night before i go to bed.
so if you want me in your home, purse, car, wallet, blender, shoe, etc then holla.
they r supacute and i will personalize them for each recipient.
nicole, would you like another? you have been my only big buyer.
this isn't a joke.and you can give me money too if u r feeling nice or retarted/retarded? whatever.
in my mind this all sounds very monotone..read it in a monotone voice.
xx

I know it's a little early...

to be writing another post but how could I pass up writing something remotely exciting that happened to me.
Well well well
I got harassssssed at a gas station today.
yeah, I don't know what exactly happened but for some reason i ended up in the manager's office at a BP. A manager has an office in a gas station? But Where? I, like you, was stunned to find out it was directly behind the reshresments and mini pringles and NOT in a luxurious space next to the cuban cafeteria.
Apparently the manger said I was trying to scam (not sexually) BP gas staion into giving me free gas or something along those matters. AND, that i had a con man who was also doing damage with me trying to bring down the whole fucking BP enterprise! god forbid! He yelled at me.......i yelled back (or attempted to in that fancy language know as Spanish).
I ended up being right because i got my girl ******** (not going to mention her name) to give him a blowjob behind the snickers section.

Joke!....just the last sentence.

But I still was right. I told my very protective/mental mother about the situation and in her finest jargon she said "I am going to kick his ass."
Nice mom. Lovely words.

I know, not the best story because first hand hispanic dissing is better in person.......

Did i mention i found a stash of skag in his office and mama and i are waiting to use it for a special occasion?

Mon Ami

i shouldn't even call Nicole "brownster" irizarry this.
WOOOOOOOW......i hate you smllbrwn.
This blog is simply starting for recollection purposes. Not recreational! i hate fun. Only because I want to remember what my friends and I actually do....or not do. Or to count the number of times I went to CVS in one week? Who knows...maybe? 10...20....80....COCKtails a night. ha....i don't know why i try to make jokes like that.
whatever
btw, if i can commit myself to more than 5 posts.....my grammer will become increasingly worse even though i truly am AWESOME at it. And come to me if you are a bad speller.
i tend to not like using periods (.) because they take away from the overall hurried and dramatic feeling i like to give readers (meaning me, tony, nicole, ben, & Jazzy (house pet).
so everything on this page will probably look like this===== skhdkjhdfhs.................uhasduhsudh...............jsdb....!!.....jkdhn7 ..... 8----------



*Like I always say....."why not have the best of both worlds....babies and lobsters!" and guns.
ok Quiz: I like one of these things in the picture......... (hint: it's not living)